Monday, January 26, 2009

No Football Yesterday

Yesterday marked the first Sunday since September, that I didn’t watch a little afternoon football.  It went surprisingly well.  There was very little crying, and I held my insane temper in check for the most part.  I watched a movie, took a nap, and then went out for sushi.  Not a bad, little Sunday, I lined up for myself there.

I would like to start a new segment on TJA, called:


The New England Patriots.  I think that they have let every coach walk, except the Head, the best qb in the league is having rehab problems, his replacement has to be franchise tagged, all of their linebackers are over 40 years old, and they lost in the Super bowl to the Giants last year…weird.

LT.  In my fantasy draft last year, he was taken first overall.  I think, unless he is traded the 2003 Baltimore Ravens, he’ll slip into the 2nd round.

Coaches for hire.  Right now, Mike Shanahan is sitting in his gigantic kitchen, reading the newspaper, unemployed.  Right now, Jon Gruden is screaming his face off at something.  Herm Edwards is quietly reading the newest Harry Potter book in his family room, his spectacles low on his nose, a steaming cup of hot chocolate sits on the side table, next to his la-z-boy.

Somebody hire those guys.

That concludes my first stab at, WHAT’S THE DEAL WITH…

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