Thursday, January 29, 2009

Detroit What? (not a question, but like how Eminem says it)

The Detroit Lions are looking to change their look on the field by 2010.  Don’t get me wrong, they’re still going to suck, but they’ll be sucking in a slightly different color.

The team announced during a news conference this week that it plans to get a new look... kind of a visual transformation to go along with the mental and physical transformation that they hope to achieve.

Team insiders have leaked what the new uniforms will look like.  The most drastic change will be the move away from actual jersey tops to fur coats.  The fur coats were originally to be made from mink, but due to the state of our current economy, the team settled for rabbit pelts sewn together to form the new look. The team’s pants will be black both home and away and instead of mid cut shoes, the men will now wear shoes with the upper part extending to just below the knee.  The overall look is intended to emulate a street worker, or prostitute.

Dan Orlovski was in attendance during the news conference, and modeled part of the new look for the reporters.

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