Friday, January 16, 2009

Correction to Jared Allen's Offseason Post

There was an error made in the post below," Jared Allen's Offseason".  I don't know what I was thinking when I wrote that JA Slept in a quinsy and ate pickles.  Clearly the correct information is, Jared Allen spent his nights at the ice fishing derby, Sleeping in a little cave, next to a hibernating black bear.

And there is no way all he had to eat was pickles from a jar.  Jared Allen ate owls, which he caught with his fishing net as they flew by. 

Hope that is better.

1 comment:

  1. This Jared Allen guy sounds like some kind of bad ass mofucker.

    According to legend, if anyone travels within 500 meters of him in the offseason, they'll never live to see the next sunrise.

    But that's according to legend.