The Jared Allen: Cameron Wake, you heard his name here first...

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Cameron Wake, you heard his name here first...

I am going to go out on a limb right now, and telling everyone that there is a new DE to watch out for, Jared Allen's best friend in high school, Cameron Wake. He played for the BC Lions of the CFL last year recording 23 sacks. Although the quality of offensive tackles in that league don't compare to the NFL, Wake has 12 more sacks than the second best in the league, Anne Murray. Former Prime Minister, Pierre Elliott Trudeau was third in the Sack leader stat count, with 10.

Watch his film here

I will be watching out for this potential stud this season. If he sucks, forget i said anything.

Wake signed with the Miami Dolphins earlier this month.

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Biography

Jared Allen was born in the Jungles of South America. No one knows the exact location of his birth, all we can say for certain, is that he was conceived in a tree and that his father is a Jaguar. I did an Internet search of South American jungles, and now firmly believe that this event occurred near the town of Leticia, Columbia.

At age 5, Jared desired a new life for himself in America. He acquired a fake ID, and got a job as a blackjack dealer on a riverboat casino in order to earn enough money to relocate.

Jared eventually moved to America, where he settled in Miami, Florida. While growing up, Jared was a very active child, and rumor has it that he was a real handful. That is how he earned the nickname, "energy ball". When he was ten, he invented dancing.

Jared’s middle years were spent teaching math in a Jr. High near Toronto. It was during this time that he started to grow into the man we know today. Growing an inch every day except Sundays, Jared grew 3 feet in only six weeks. Although it is impossible to know for sure, today Jared Allen is rumored to stands just over seven feet tall.

When Jared was 16, he walked from Buffalo, NY, to California in just 103 hours. He earned a walk on tryout, and later, a starting role with the Golden State Warriors. Allen played starting center with the Warriors from 1998-2003.

It was during his time with the Golden State Warriors that Allen invented Coffee. It was years later however, that he invented cream.

Jared Allen officially because a man when he signed a 15 year, $680 million deal with the Minneapolis Lakers, who later became the Minnesota Vikings. Wearing the number 69 caused quite a stir around the league, as it marked the first time in the history of sports, that a player actually invented his own number ( 9 ), to wear on his uniform.

Since entering the league, Allen has won the heavyweight title, and successfully defended it 4 times. He has gained a reputation for his bowhunting accuracy, as well as his ability to think outside the box.

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Cameron Wake, you heard his name here first...

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