The Jared Allen: 2008 Season Games here I come

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

2008 Season Games here I come

I have some extremely important news to relay through the internet. Tonite, the internet has given me a gift I will not soon forget. Through the power of the World Wide Web, I have downloaded a program that makes the IP address of my computer invisible to the universe. Although I don't understand much of that crap, what it means to me is that I will no longer receive a message that videos are not available in my area, when trying to watch tv shows online. Most importantly, it will help me fulfill what I feel is my duty as an NFL fan and subscribe to NFL.com's 2008 rewind, where I can watch every 2008 NFL game in HD.

There is little doubt in my mind that after a week of watching some bits and pieces here and there, I will feel it is a waste of money and cancel the service. That's not the point. The point is that I have the ability. What a wonderfully giving, safe and friendly World Wide Web.

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AnonymousMarch 25, 2009 at 10:54 AM
I'm relieved to know that I am not the only weirdo who watches the previous season's games on the offseason. NFL Network replays do not sate the slavering beast that is my football addiction.

There were only so many games I could watch each Sunday; now I'll be able to catch up on the ones I missed. :woohoo:

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AnonymousMarch 25, 2009 at 11:08 AM
where are you from Strategerie?
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AnonymousMarch 26, 2009 at 10:16 AM
Rick, we live just outside of Seattle. Where are you from?

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Jared Allen was born in the Jungles of South America. No one knows the exact location of his birth, all we can say for certain, is that he was conceived in a tree and that his father is a Jaguar. I did an Internet search of South American jungles, and now firmly believe that this event occurred near the town of Leticia, Columbia.

At age 5, Jared desired a new life for himself in America. He acquired a fake ID, and got a job as a blackjack dealer on a riverboat casino in order to earn enough money to relocate.

Jared eventually moved to America, where he settled in Miami, Florida. While growing up, Jared was a very active child, and rumor has it that he was a real handful. That is how he earned the nickname, "energy ball". When he was ten, he invented dancing.

Jared’s middle years were spent teaching math in a Jr. High near Toronto. It was during this time that he started to grow into the man we know today. Growing an inch every day except Sundays, Jared grew 3 feet in only six weeks. Although it is impossible to know for sure, today Jared Allen is rumored to stands just over seven feet tall.

When Jared was 16, he walked from Buffalo, NY, to California in just 103 hours. He earned a walk on tryout, and later, a starting role with the Golden State Warriors. Allen played starting center with the Warriors from 1998-2003.

It was during his time with the Golden State Warriors that Allen invented Coffee. It was years later however, that he invented cream.

Jared Allen officially because a man when he signed a 15 year, $680 million deal with the Minneapolis Lakers, who later became the Minnesota Vikings. Wearing the number 69 caused quite a stir around the league, as it marked the first time in the history of sports, that a player actually invented his own number ( 9 ), to wear on his uniform.

Since entering the league, Allen has won the heavyweight title, and successfully defended it 4 times. He has gained a reputation for his bowhunting accuracy, as well as his ability to think outside the box.

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2008 Season Games here I come

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